Knight in the Shinning Armour

I'm a modern man, digital and smoke free; a man for the millinium. A diversified, multicultural, post-modern deconstructionist; politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I've been uplinked and downloaded, I've been inputted and outsourced. I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I'm new-wave but old school; and my inner child is outward-bound. I'm in the moment, on the edge, over the top but under the radar. A street-wise smart bomb, A top gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies; I take power naps, I run victory laps. I'm an over-achiever, Laid back and fashion forward, up front and down home, low rent and high-maintenance. I'm super-sized, long lasting; High definition fast-acting; always ready and built to last. A hands on, foot loose, knee-jerk head case; and I have a love child who sends me hate mails. I'm an alpha male on beta blockers. My output is down but my income is up. I take it slow, I go with the flow; I ride with the tide, I've got glide in my stride. I don't snooze, so I don't lose; I keep the pedal to the metal.